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Current mood:

drunk

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Hullo? Hullo? Oh! *a laugh* Hullo! Look at all those little words spelling out oooo, maybe not.

I am drunk. We're aaaaaaaaaaaaaaallll drrrunk. Except Tariq, because Hind would have his balls if he gets pissed again. And not Nadim, and not.... I'll be here all night if I say everyone who's here but EVERYONE is here. Except Ron... only I'm not supposed to talk about that tonight. And except Anna and Leila and Marnie and... right, they couldn't come. No WOMEN is the rule! Fred and George said! Except Anna when she brought the pizza which was BRILLIANT because we were all hungry again, but it wasn't enough so we had to order CHIPS TOO, and then CURRY and KEBAB and- and oh, right, NO WOMEN in the party, barmaids and all don't count, NONE except Fleur but she's all right. No one minds and she didn't stay for the paintball but came back for the strip club. Everyone watched her get a lap dance. I feel bad for the girl, no one was watching her. Gave her a galleon and Fleur laughed at me. Don't know why, she was very nice and listened to how Luna and I first met and how I thought it was just meeting a friend of a friend and not this BIG HUGE THING only it's become this BIG HUGE THING and I don't like not being home even with people opening doors when they shouldn't. But Fleur's always laughing at me when I am DRUNK because I cannot DRINK and she has a harder head than I do. But the laugh was on her when there was carry- kerry- croaky. Heh, the thingy wrote "croaky". That's what it sounds like when I sing, croaky, and she had to sit through it ALL. But Percy sang and made up for all of it even if he said it was ridiculous tosh. BRILLIANT rididiculous tosh, I say. George and Fred deserve a PRIZE.

Percy! Sing something for the compu.... I think he's asleep. Everyone throws things at me if I bother them and say I should sleep but I never sleep! Not unless I have Luna, but if I don't have Luna then UP! And run and then sleep. But no drunk running. Very bad; trees don't move enough, lorries move too much.

Fleur's up! Fleur, talk to the comput- Or maybe not. Just talk to...?

... Right, I've got to go. I'm to drink a glass of water and lie down even if I'm not tired, but it's Fleur and everyone does what Fleur says if they know what's good for them. Goodnight!

Wait, I'm to remember to say Charlie didn't come to the strip club. He didn't, at all.

Goodnight!

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