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Tweak says, "Crazy? Of course I'm crazy."

Bill Weasley (upuaut) wrote,
@ 2009-08-27 00:07:00

Current mood:

aggravated

Conversation in the sitting room attached to the Master Bedroom of the Hollow
*the door opening*

-It was a rock, a small rock, all right? Nothing serious!

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	loopy_love 2009-08-27 07:14 am UTC (link)
	Oh no, of course not! Nothing serious at all! Except that you forgot that it doesn't matter if it's serious or not! Her, Bill! Her! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	upuaut 2009-08-27 07:16 am UTC (link)
	What her? I forgot, all right? In the rush to change, I forgot to mention it because it wasn't serious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loopy_love 2009-08-27 07:19 am UTC (link)
	Fleur! Fleur Delacour! She reset your hand! It wasn't hers to do so! an angry pause You forgot your promise? Forgot. Well, of course, that just makes everything fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	upuaut 2009-08-27 07:26 am UTC (link)
	And I didn't want her to! I forgot at the time. When was I to have told you? During drinks? Or when you had to leave for the Q? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loopy_love 2009-08-27 07:30 am UTC (link)
	Didn't stop her though, did it? Do you expect me to believe that she wrested your hand from you? Were you going to at all? Did you even remember what you promised me mere weeks ago? And don't bring the Q into this. I had to go. They exploded a storeroom! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

upuaut
2009-08-27 07:34 am UTC (link)

You think I want her messing about with my healing spells? I told her what I told you and she grabbed my hand and looked it over despite my protests and threw a mild healing charm over it because she can't leave well enough alone. It could have been the wrong hand and she would have done it just to prove a point!

Merlin, I'm not bringing the Q into this! I'm asking you when I should have told you when you weren't there. "Oh, and by the way Luna, a rock fell on my hand today but it's fine, now what were you saying about gold futures, Fleur?"

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loopy_love
2009-08-27 07:38 am UTC (link)

Your healing spells. You didn't even have a proper healer look it over... And it doesn't matter! I should have taken care of it before we even made it to her flat!

You were supposed to tell me when you got home! When you were sitting with your head on my lap and I asked you if anything interesting happened while you were in Peru and you started talking about potatoes again!

That was a point of interest! Before all of your suggestions!

It's not like she already doesn't have a million reasons to think that I'm a horrible wife.

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	upuaut 2009-08-27 07:43 am UTC (link)
	Because it wasn't serious! Do you call a healer over because you bark your shin? No! And I'm sorry that I'm so glad to see you after being gone so long that I can't remember a rock fell on my hand. Why the hell would she think you're a horrible wife? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loopy_love 2009-08-27 07:47 am UTC (link)
	a pause And I'm not supposed to think it matters that a rock broke your hand just because you're happy to see me? Do you think me callous and uncaring? She obviously noticed that something was wrong and that it wasn't healed right. Why didn't I?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	upuaut 2009-08-27 07:52 am UTC (link)
	I didn't break my hand! And even if I had, my healing spell is perfectly adequate. I've used it plenty of times before. I just forgot. Luna, it's my left hand. Which side were you on and which side was she on, all right? Merlin fuck (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

loopy_love
2009-08-27 08:05 am UTC (link)

Well obviously something was wrong with it and your healing spell couldn't have been so adequate if she had to redo it!

I know. You forgot a promise. Have you forgot anything else you promised to tell me? Hit your head? Bashed your elbow? Lost your marbles?

It's no excuse! I should have known! Not been blindsided, oh so innocently over pudding. Oh, my apologies. Marron glacé and homemade chocolate avec grand mariner truffles.

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	upuaut 2009-08-27 08:10 am UTC (link)
	She's a French hen who thinks she knows what's best for everyone, no matter what they want, all right? She doesn't like my healing spells. I don't like being wrapped in cotton wool! And I would have remembered! Or am I a liar now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loopy_love 2009-08-27 08:15 am UTC (link)
	I never said I wanted to wrap you in cotton wool! Like you did this time? I just thought that maybe I should ask. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	upuaut 2009-08-27 08:20 am UTC (link)
	Not you! Fleur and her damned "that's why it hurts". Like I don't know why it hurts! It needed a spell, I would have told you! It's not like barking my shin or bashing my elbow, and I don't see why those are included. I could do that here! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

loopy_love
2009-08-27 08:24 am UTC (link)

It shouldn't hurt if the healing spell was applied correctly!... Not that it should have been any of her business! She's not your wife.

So you have?

*a long pause* You promised. After Berger owled me about your running. You promised me you'd tell me. And you can't tell me that you wouldn't want to know if I'd barked my elbow. You're interested in my papercuts!

*rapid footsteps and the slamming of the bathroom door followed by the sound of running water*

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	upuaut 2009-08-27 08:26 am UTC (link)
	Fuck departing footsteps (Reply to this) (Parent)